Did someone say 1970’s pornstar!Derek AU??
Good idea , come and let the baby in the mud
I WAS HOPING FOR THE 1980 TOM SELLECK HAIR
I WAS HOPING FOR THE MAGNUM PI BOOTY SHORTS
I NEVER DARED HOPE FOR THE STACHE
-clicks on explicit porny-fic-
-figures out 12 chapters in that it’s a 50+ chapter fic with a slow build-
-cries to herself while she continues to read because she’s too invested now-